Princess Gonozuela Banana-Hammock

So much can happen in just one week

Living without the internet I feel like a deeek

Disattached and just so far

From the world I’ve always known

I swear without the net

A couple inches I’ve grown

Inches or millimetres

We talk about ultimate crap

But at least I ain’t a crapbag

More Princess Gonozuela Banana-Hammock

Oh there’s so much to tell

Life is pretty swell

Alhamdulillah

Media, PR, business

All finally taking off

Building the tools to build my spaceship

To fly me to the Moon

Let me play alone with Mars

And Cars and Stars and Lawyers

And stuff

It’s all happening

Life is pretty good

But I’m nearly almost 23

Meh

Guess I’m blessed to see another day

Been through the shit factory

Pulled myself out

Escaped alive but still kind of smell

Ain’t my fault

Just get me Febreze as well as Lord of The Rings for Christmas

Oh no, we don’t celebrate that

Guess I’ma make do with a gat

Racist excuse for a human being on the tube

Sparked bare controversy I swear

Before I tweeted I thought ‘Do I dare?’

But why not, it’s true

British woman complains about foreigners invading her country?

OPEN YOUR FUCKIN’ EYES

Makes me laugh how delusional people are

How blinded they are

Yeah carry on worshipping Madonna

And that’s what you get

I want me a long black cloak too

Just don’t call me Ninja

Or I’ll singe ya

With my finger

Til the next time myself and the internet cross paths again

We will meet again

In a den

See you there

Bring gloves.