Virgin John

I wanna get a cabin

Made of logs among the snow

A place where just me and you can go

By me and you I mean me and me

‘Cause I’ve learnt how to love the one you’re with

And that’s me

Sometimes being a girl is so fucked up

And it hurts and you cry

But fuck it one day you’ll die

Hopefully leave a few babies behind

And it’s all worth it

Sometimes being a boy is difficult too

I’m a soldier, I’m a warrior, I’m the man of the house

Mate, put away the mouse

I’m VJ, I’m VJ

“You’re VIRGIN JOHN”

People are hilarious

Especially drunken folk

Using a bench as a table

And a knife as a fork

I missed my Sparkly Bullshit

So I’ve been talking to the voices in my head

Fred the Dead Redhead

But he’s real, I forgot

Calling me after smoking pot

Still got bare love for my brudddddaaaa

He’s my sister from another mother

It’s weird how someone I didn’t know existed 3 weeks ago

Exists now

Only God knows why and how

Left my Cross earring in the back of the car

With the Birmingham spar

Is it wrong, I dunno

If both parties consent?

Ah, I bet you think you know what I’m talking about

But I bet you really just don’t know

I’m so excited

Remember Allah when things are good

And when things are bad

To get the happy you gotta know the sad

To love the warmth you gotta befriend the cold

And love the friends of purest gold

The ones you know you’ll know when you get old

This time of year comes round

And I count the friends that made it through

Only a few

It’s a shame I lost two

But the two I lost I’m glad I lost

‘cause I didn’t lose, they did

No longer wanna be corrupted

Only got myself to blame for trusting strangers

When stranger means danger

And everyone’s a stranger

I’m so blessed, I’m happy

Gonna be 23

No longer scared

I’m looking forward

I think my eyes twinkle again

I found myself this year

I found love in my hopeless state

I found love in a hopeless place

And maybe I will love again

But right now I’m number 1

It’s all about loving me

And loving friends and family

Come at me TWENTY-THREE

I’m ready

Oh and who the fuck is Kolaveri Di???