Diamante Eyes

I’m an old, old man

Hair’s not quite there yet

May aswell give me a slipper and pipes

Oh I meant slippers and a pipe

See, memory’s going too

I think I wanna marry you

The trainer’s from the Glee Club

The gay one

And Mary from X Factor

In her Tescos uniform

Remember when I used to work there?

Good days, back in the days of the pool

Dotty tights and bad dress sense

Now I have to adhere to a strict dress policy

I don’t like dresses

Well I do

I just wanna feel beautiful too

You know the way you do

Mohawk hair and diamante eyes

That’s me

That’s who I wanna be

It’s cold outside

Christmas is coming

No sign of the Coke van

Think they lied about the upside down Christmas tree

New sexy heels

I can’t even walk

Karma-Karma-Karma

Chameleon

We come and go

Just seen the new vid

It looks SICK.