Won The Lottery

Hopped up off the sofa

Tripped on next mans swag

Maybe if I’d tied my shoelaces

I wouldn’t be here today

I’ve got loads to say

To a whole lotta people

But what’s the point

And what’s up

Yeahhhhhh

Maybe in another life

I will be your girl

I’ll always be your girl

We both know it

Sometimes the attitude pisses me off though

We ain’t all as fortunate as you

It happened to Sai and Amira

The same thing that happened to me

Sometimes one of those little buggers just gets through

And you’re left calling yourself Christian

Except I'm not a gay man

And I'm Muslim, not Christian

Don’t know what to feel anymore

So I’ll carry on stroking my friends shalwar

Wedding clashes and chocolate brownies

Oh what to do?

OMG I think my mate just won the lottery

Interrupted my typing

LOL

Just checked, he didn’t win shit

Funny, funny guy

Back to today

Good V Evil

He misses his Dad too

Raavan and Jeevan

We got a DJ called that

And there’s all these media plans being made without consultation

I’m bare confused bruv

At least my writing’s being appreciated

I used to be a mango

Perched high upon that banana tree

One day you’ll see me

Chewing on the grass.